Mystery Grab Bag – Version 2 (Size Medium)

Description

The Inventory: What is Included?

Every Archive Selection is anchored by a Signature MCT Oil Selection of our highest caliber. Surrounding this anchor, your curation is built from a rotating inventory across four distinct categories:

1. Signature MCT Oil Anchor

• The Foundation: We prioritize precision and versatility.
• The Spec: Your curation includes a bottle of MCT Oil, laboratory-vetted for purity and fully compliant with federal standards.
• The Utility: This is the foundational element of every Pantry ritual, providing the essential carrier base for your infusions or daily supplementation.

2. Elite Apparel (Biological Art)

• The Upgrade: The centerpiece of our lifestyle provisions. This tier is curated to include our flagship “Bee-on-a-Bud” T-shirt or equivalent premium apparel.
• The Construction: High-thread-count cotton-poly blends engineered for long-term durability, breathability, and a professional fit.
• The Design: High-grade screen printing featuring our custom pollinator graphics and technical botanical illustrations.

3. Textile Provisions (Workspace Integrity)

• A curated mix of goods designed to integrate the Pixie’s Pantry aesthetic into your daily routine.
• Premium Tea Towels: Every Vol. 2 curation includes our custom woven tea towels. These are high-absorbency, durable textiles designed for workspace cleanliness and surface protection during your formulation ritual.
• Surface Protection: May include industrial-grade coasters or specialized storage solutions to maintain the integrity of your station.

4. Apothecary Accents (Customization)

• Small-format goods to signal your membership in the community.
• The Goods: Premium vinyl die-cut stickers, refrigerator magnets, or limited-run pins.
• The Application: Perfect for customizing your laptop, travel case, or storage kits.

The Efficiency Metric

For the discerning user, Vol. 2 offers the optimal balance of hard goods and soft goods.

• The Surplus: With a verified $81+ retail value, you are securing a complete lifestyle upgrade—Oil, Apparel, and Textiles—at a significant advantage over sourcing them individually. This is the smartest way to secure the “Bee-on-a-Bud” apparel while restocking your pantry essentials.

The Pixie’s Pantry Promise

• Secure Transit: We specialize in the logistics of secure goods. All liquids, apparel, and textiles are double-padded and suspended in secure packaging to ensure they arrive in pristine condition.
• Curated Value: We understand the market. You will experience a verified $81+ retail value—the ultimate way to upgrade your pantry without the guesswork.
• Discreet Logistics: Privacy is paramount. All orders are dispatched in secure, unbranded packaging with generic shipping labels.

Rotating Curation & Disclosure

Please Read Before Purchasing:

• Anchors: The Bottle of MCT Oil is the only static item included in every single order.
• Variables: Accompanying Apparel, Textile, and Apothecary items are selected based on current pantry availability.
• Compliance: All products adhere strictly to applicable federal guidelines.
• Final Sale: Due to the curated and surprise nature of this collection, all sales are final.

Unbox $81+ of Pixie’s Pantry Essentials. The Archive Selection: Vol. 2 is the ultimate value-packed curation for those who demand superior utility and style.

Guaranteed Value: $81+ | Limited Edition: Available only while Vol. 2 stock lasts.